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Hi, my name is Enrique Brooks and I am a professional bread stapler to trees. I will be explaining how and why bread stapling to trees is the best thing in the entire fucking world. My evidence is 100% factual and is not opinionated or biased in any way. While it may seem like another transient internet obsession, the 'bread stapled to trees' community features a unique, yet surprisingly fraternal sense of solidarity rarely found on other factions of the internet. In fact, the amazing and wonderful breadstapledtotrees subreddit has bonded millions of brothers across the globe with a common, intense, passion that is pursued by the best of the best. Our united passion, stapling bread to trees, not only is an open community but an embracing and supportive one. No matter your ethnicity, nationality, income, or profession, you're welcome in the community. In fact, over 150,000 veterans across the world use stapling bread to trees as a PTSD stress reliever. The miraculous properties of stapling bread to trees has been found to drastically reduce cortisol levels in the endocrine system by 15%. Cortisol is a major stress hormone and is extremely challenging to lower, yet this simple, euphoric action of stapling bread to trees relieves so much stress. The swingline 747 is the preferred stapler and is the universal stapler as it is most common and widespread. Instead of the hammer compressing the carrier onto the crimper, the hammer compresses the carrier onto a piece of bread which is held against a tree and completely revolutionizes the stapling experience for all people. Staples glide through the bread and the bark like butter (pun intended) and leaves only disbelief in the user’s mind due to its ease and lack of resistance. This buttery gliding effect is called the brooks effect after the professional bread stapler to trees (me). The brooks effect induces stress relieving hormones which are then released throughout the body.